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Reverend and The Devil went down in Boston

May 10, 2015, 10:32 pm
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Kaedon aka The Devil interviews Reverend Phil about Bike Smut, women's bikesexual liberation and Neil Gaiman:





Thanks for encouraging independent media and sharing one of our finest moments ever!

Don't forget, the deadline for Bike Smut 9: Science Friction is coming!
S you best be going, or else you'll never be cuming!
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Come Again, Buffalo? Wait a second...

May 12, 2015, 6:28 pm
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Thursday, May 14
Hot Mama's Canteen
12 Military Rd, Buffalo

Wait... Buffalo? when was the last time were in Buffalo?

Its been like FOUR YEARS!

Last time we were here we blew the doors off. No really, a huge wooden door blew off their hinges. This kinda stuff happens when you pack 50 horny bikers into a small room. Also, our founder had to break out of a nonconsensual full nelson grapple at the conclusion of our last show because one attendee was really REALLY excited. (no really).

We are not complaining. In fact it reminds us of our mantra for 2015

"better problems"

That's the goal for this year. Its something we came up with around the time we had 7 liters of excellent mezcal and only a week to drink it. Whew.




What kind of problems will we have this week? Come on down and find out, then COME AGAIN!

poster art by Delaney Coady
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Come Again, EUROPE!

May 14, 2015, 9:46 am
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We are in the midst of a delightful tour where we have eschewed some classic east coast cities NYC, DC, RVA in favor of more fresh-faced locations like Kansas City and Peoria, Illinois but all the while our Bike Smut queen, Miss Poppy Cox has been plotting and preparing her own bikesexual tryst in Europe.


TOMORROW in Amsterdam you can have your first taste!
Friday, 15 May
Filmhuis Cavia
Van Hallstraat 52-I (trap op)
9pm


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Come Again, Detroit!

May 16, 2015, 3:15 pm
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When we were in LA this past year they said, "Hey it's been two years since a show! We dont want to miss any of it so we are doing two shows back to back!"

Okay

Detroit now hosts some expatriot bikesexuals of LA among other places and they being in the same place responded in kind. "Its been two year's since Detroit hosted a screening! We want double pleasure too!"

Fine

We make all your bikesexual dreams come true!

Friday May 22nd
Cinema Detroit
3420 Cass Ave
8pm - Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express
10pm - Bike Smut 8: Come Again
GET TICKETS

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Plus this weekend is the Movement... Detroit's premiere electronic music festival, and we have bikesexuals who will be repaving the streets with fine-ass dance moves!

mobile dance after porn party FB event page

Its been a while since that perfect bike fucking storm gathered but it seems ready to Come Again!
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Come to Kansas City, then Come Again!

May 24, 2015, 9:59 am
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Bike Smut has played shows in 36 different US states. This Friday Missouri gets added to that list!

Kansas City is throwing down a huge bikesexual party!



Get ready for a night of never ending pleasure with performances by GARDENCORE & SCHWERVON! Photobooths from Oh Snap Photography! Booze from Tallgrass and Boulevard! Grassroots erotica from lovers worldwide! And overall too much sexiness!!! 

https://wowlist.org/events/15857/vacantfarm-bikesmut-kcdiy-816bikecollective-bikeporn-queer

May 29th 2015
- 3333 Roanoke Rd, MO
9pm

Come the


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Come Again, in June!

May 31, 2015, 11:24 am
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What a bikefucking delight! Packing in hundreds of queers, bike punks, film geeks, and community activists into a rather cozy warehouse space in Kansas City, Missouri! We wish all of our first shows in a city could have that degree of appreciation from people we have never met before. There was a line of people walking up to us to thank us for making it happen and we were only 30 min into the show!

 We expect to be sharing a lot of great photos from the Critical Mass bike ride, screening, performances and dance party, but first we gotta go get more of that fine KC lifestyle!
 
We have a hot series of shows coming up soon! Take note and share the bike love with someone today!

 6/6 Memphis: https://www.facebook.com/events/1440107969623754/
 6/9 Peoria: https://www.facebook.com/events/1529293124006097/
6/12 Chicago: https://www.facebook.com/events/951621538193080/
6/16 Milwaukee: https://www.facebook.com/events/457641487747681/
6/17 Madison: https://www.facebook.com/events/805118646251414/
6/20 Minneapolis: https://www.facebook.com/events/874093689314968/
6/26 Portland: https://www.facebook.com/events/670815259716491/
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Come Again, Memphis

June 4, 2015, 2:55 pm
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In the South there are bastions of bizarre culture. The Notsuoh's of Houston, most of NOLA and Florida still has its own category of weird.

But in Memphis, TN what we hear the most is, "people just don't give a fuck"

This phrase can be used in a variety of settings, although we frequently hear it when people talk about traffic. Taking a drive in a friend's muscle car at midnight a person all in dark colors was walking at a shallow angle across 6 lanes of traffic without much concern or awareness. I saw him/her and said,

"oh shit, that's probably human!"the driver looked up, took evasive action and we didn't commit vehicular homicide. "Whew! that was close"
"This is Memphis, people just don't give a fuck"

Taking a ride around I came upon a tattoo parlor. They were giving me the deets on the hood and what nearby action I could find.

"So I ride west then south then west. Sounds pretty easy."

"Yeah, the folks at any of those places will treat ya nice but be careful riding around. I mean really; cause they just don't give a fuck."
Well this is your opportunity. You can give all the fucks you want! Just try to keep it consensual. Thankfully we have a great place for creative weirdness!

Saturday, June 6
Five In One
2535 Broad Ave
9pm - Adults Only
FB Event


GET TICKETS!
http://fiveinone.org/calendar-list/item/bike-smut-returns-copy



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Peoria? Really?!? YES, YOU TOO MAY COME AGAIN!!

June 9, 2015, 11:30 am
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In our travels we meet a lot of interesting characters... "Salt of the Earth," one might say.



So it was two years ago at Chicago's 15 year anniversary of Critical Mass in September. After touring the epic ride of 1000s of people claiming the street I found a character who had missed the ride and been stuck in traffic driving into town.

He and his boys all had tall bikes and were making some waves in the small city of Peoria.

"that's great, bikes are winning the big cities but we need more active people fighting for it everywhere!"

Two years latter we have our first ever screening of Bike Smut in Illinois, outside Chicago!

Tuesday, June 9
Larkin Building - 637 W. Main St 
7pm Doors, 7:30 Show$5 donation - no one turned away for lack of funds
BYOB

BRING OUT YOUR CREATIVE FUN AND GET SELF MOBILIZED!




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Come Again, to the WNBR in Chicago

June 11, 2015, 12:54 am
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If it wasn't clear the World Naked Bike Ride is pretty important to us. It is the bare truth of our ideals set into motion.

We are overjoyed to be partaking in the WNBR in Chicago this year! The day after our screening!


double your pleasure? I thought you would never ask!

We are double-fisting the joy and liberation of human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture in Chicago this weekend!

Plus double fist the art installations cause we have two great ones!

"Battle of the Naked Bike Rides" - A pictorial history of the WNBR in Chicago and Portland!

Portland submissions from BikePortland.org

And sculpture artist Jonah Ortiz will bring out his new fuckbike machine for its Chicago premiere!




behold the action packed schedule of emancipating bike fun!

Friday, June 12
Sex on Wheels' Bike Smut & WNBR-Eve Ride
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM 
Zaytune - 3129 S Morgan St - meeting at the Middle-eastern restaurant near where the Bike Smut screening is going to be. Show up early if you want to have a bite to eat before we ride.

Bike Smut 8: Come Again - Chicago
8:30 PM – 10:45 PM
Co-Prosperity Sphere - 3219 S Morgan Street

Saturday, June 13
Chicago World Naked Bike Ride
6:00 PM – 2:00 AM
Go to Mary Bartelme Park to get the secret meeting location - 115 S Sangamon Street







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Come Again, MKE!

June 14, 2015, 8:41 pm
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Wait, MKE is Milwaukee not Mike, but actually, YES also Mike and while we are at it everyone else who is ready to appreciate self-mobilized, sex-positive films!

We have several years of kickass shows at one of the greatest bars on earth and we have another coming up quick!


Tuesday, June 16
815 E Locust Street
8pm, $5 ADULTS ONLY!
BIRTHDAY DANCE PARTY afterwards!! 


Also its naked bike ride season! We had a blast in Chicago but Im taking yalls on a fleshback to Portland 2014 courtesy of BikePortland.org

Find a WNBR near you!





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Come Again... Penultimatly!

June 16, 2015, 4:23 am
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Whips, chains AND barbwire fence, bikers can take the abuse.
Bikers can also dish it.


Normally its a beautiful and inherently consensual expression your freedom. But then there are lots of ways to "get around". We invite joyful sexploration of mobility!

June 17 - Fetish Night @ Cardinal Bar
418 E Wilson St   9pm  +18
w DJs Brook and Siberia

$5 Cover, or $3 admission for those in gear - Come play in your favorite sexy fetish gear. Bring your favorite electro, rope, tape, leather, sports, lycra, rubber, and beating equipment for play.

Mistress Mayhem's kinky artwork and Spike's tripod and sexy ropework. We also have Zebulun Jurgens as our guest leather smith.



SUCK THA FACEbook! https://www.facebook.com/events/805118646251414/814938391936106/





Our host in MKE did the math. This is the 5th time Bike Smut has come to this state.

5 times in Wisconsin but not without sin.

Badger up! Badger down! Come Again!
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Come Again, one last time, in Minneapolis!

June 16, 2015, 9:34 pm
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Its the final screening of Bike Smut and its gonna be a doosie! Last year Minneapolis was one of our best shows! A perfect storm of bureaucracy threatened to shut down one of our favorite venues, The Bedlam Theater.  30 hours before showtime the city of Minneapolis told them there would not be allowed to host Bike Smut! Thankfully its a good community of people working together to make some amazing art happen and the excellent people at Ground Zero decided that the power of the Smut wouldn't be interrupted in Minnesota! Go on we did... and how! With the power of our legs we bike toured from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico! Now we have reversed the trend, going counter clockwise and doing it with the power of mass transit, eschewing our ass transit.. for now! Soon we plan to be bike touring again but for now enjoyTHE ULTIMATE SCREENING OF BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN!

Saturday June 20th
Ground Zero - 15 NE 4th Street

But first we are gathering for freedom of sexuality and mobility... and also for  deliciousness of great beer!



We're taking to the streets in the first round of QUEER Tour de Breweries. Ride in style with your favorite queers while cheering with your favorite beers!
 
$10 gets you $1 off full beers at Eastlake, Entry to Bike Smut 8: Come Again: Minneapolis

4 PM: Meet at Eastlake Craft Brewery
4:30 Roll Out to TBA
7:30 PM: Arrive at Ground Zero Nightclub for Bike Smut Celebration
Dance at the BSDM after party with beats provided by DJ Fenris



The "Come Again" theme has inspired bicycle lap dances, Craigslist hookups, androgynous ice cave explorations, Chinese bondage pegging lessons, bike cops taken hostage until they squirt and wheelchair porn! Minneapolis is the last stop on the tour!


ITS SUMMER FUCKING TIME!   GET HOT!!


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Science Friction - WORLD PREMIERE

June 25, 2015, 3:59 pm
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This is it! For more than a year we have plotted and schemed to get some amazing new films from all over the world and now its happening!

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
Friday, June 26
Clinton St Theater - 26th and SE Clinton
With live performances
9pm,  $7 - advance tickets available now!


ITS HOT! Get cool with the AC! Climate Control... FROM THE FUTURE!

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Bikesexual Vegas into the Fucking Future!

June 26, 2015, 11:55 am
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A whirlwind of energy and excitment await at the bleeding edge of inhumanity. Where man has tempered the desert with unparralled climate control and a vision of money and power persist across the land.

Las fucking Vegas.

A world onto itself with the power demands of a Donald Trump hairpiece


July 11th
Harry Mohney's Erotic Heritage Museum
3275 Industrial Road
10:30 PM
NO COVER. CASH BAR!
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But more than just sharing dirty movies we are proud to be the headliner for the Erotic Heritage Museum's unveiling of their newest installation. They have engineered the largest EROTIC exhibit on the west coast! COME AND LOSE YOURSELF IN OUR MAGICAL FOREST and VENTURE INTO YOUR SEXUAL FUTURE!

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World's Largest Sex Bike - Media Monday on Thrusday

July 9, 2015, 9:43 am
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We are in Las Vegas building the world's largest sex bike and the Media is popping! We did 3 interviews this week with more planed for today and tomorrow. Here is the first snippet from Las Vegas Weekly.
On July 11, the museum debuts the permanent installation Earth, Magic, Sex, Motion alongside Bike Smut 9, a festival of erotic bicycle films. The former is a two-story interconnected arc of bicycles that vibrate and respond to rider motion, thrusting into a wall of plants that leads, fittingly, to C*NT. (The bike is also up for a Guinness record for World’s Largest Sex Bike.)
Photo by Bill Hughes
The space will soon be home to a 10-foot vulva, part of a forthcoming exhibit called C*NT. The installation invites viewers to step inside the world of female anatomy, where they walk through a tunnel into the womb and touch a floating cervix overhead, seek out a vibrating G-spot and find the clitoris (you’ll know when a bell goes off).

“Just as with sex, there’s a relationship of trust and intimacy when you’re riding a bike—you are the engine,” explains Reverend Phil Sano, founder of Bike Smut and the installation’s co-creator. “This is meant to question and explore taboos, as well as the joy and otherworldliness of being in that hyper-aware state.” - Andrea Domanick

We expect a lot mroe photos and videos soon. Getting multiple on and off bikes in mass is pretty fucking fun!
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Come Again, Alaska, its the Midnight Sunburn!

July 16, 2015, 3:40 pm
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"Bikes and cussin' and carrying on" - the low key way to infer of a festive time among people who love to love (and hate) on each other! Right up there with tomfoolery and horseplay and a pile of other adjectives for mostly safe fucking around.


This weekend is the 4th annual Midnight Sunburn Bike Polo Tournament! Hosted by the people at Anchorage Bike Polo who on top of a great series of bicycle games, rides and a smattering of pleasureful things will also include the northern most screening of Bike Smut in 2015.


That means epic vistas! Fun fucking rides! Mobile hot tubs! 


  • Wear a helmet? Sure! Your protection and your comfort are your business.
  • Wear down your opponents? Sure! The abuse you dish out should be equivalent to the pain you can suffer though. Infliction is one thing but this is some old style polo. mallet to mallet, bike to bike, body to body.
  • Watching amazing bicycle erotica? Absofuckinlutly! Its gonna be a hell of a party and if our last time out is any indication we expect to we rewarded with a pile of smiles.
     
 We had so much fun last time we have great expectations for the future.  
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    Come Again, Canada... One Last Time

    July 22, 2015, 5:43 pm
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    We are back in Vancouver BC with our final screening of
    Bike Smut 8: Come Again!
     
    Due to travel schedules we had to postpone this screening until July; Vancouver demanded to share the amazing videos from Montreal, Oakland, Chicago, Phoenix and San Palo one last time!


    Thursday July 23  
    The Rio Theatre - 1660 E Broadway





     Enter the bikesexual way back machine. It is Bike Summer 2001 in Vancouver BC, aka The Summer of VeloLove! An event that rallied all of the self mobilized people of the city to see themselves as more than just a smart mode of transport. They were a people; and they had a voice.

    14 years later most of Vancouver has changed! Many parts are uber clean, with brand new condos and sports facilities and barely a trace of the homeless and or native population that has been ousted from their vigil of protesting the Winter Olympics among other actions that exasperate the wealth gap.

    Its hard to believe how far Canada has come. 10 years ago BC were all about decriminalized marijuana, affordable health care and gay marriage for everyone. Now that the US is coming on board with these ideals Canada seems to want to move on as if they were bad ideas.

    Looking back at the past that could have been is a fun way to pass the time. But It is time we looked forward to that epic time where bikes liberate minds and bodies from their otherwise contained space and we have a proper bikesexual intifada!

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    Seattle! Fight for your fucking future!

    July 25, 2015, 8:48 pm
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    Seattle is a city of impressive futuristic tendencies:
    the Space Needle, the computer software, the wall to wall Starbucks, the overpriced housing market,  the stream of people who commute for two or more hours twice a day between Everett and Tacoma...
     We can do better. Seattle its time to abandon the ways of yesteryear and step into...

    THE BIKESEXUAL FUTURE


    It connects our sexuality & mobility to the future of our species. 
    How can I use power tools and hydraulics to get on and get off bikes? Will there be a singularity? How will we cope after the carpocolaypse? Can squirters solve the looming water shortage? Where are is my alien 4-way orgy and can I get Captain PrickHard to sign my boobs? Is this really the last screening in Seattle?!?
    All these questions and more will be answered. But just as before there are no DVDs and the movies are not online. The only way to see Science Friction is to be there when it happens live

    ONE NIGHT ONLY!


    This workshop is produced by the Foundation for Sex Positive Culture, producer of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival. Our mission is to promote the many ways sex is beneficial through education, outreach, the arts, advocacy, and research programs that serve the public.
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    Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

    August 12, 2015, 3:03 pm
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    What desiccates and desecrates all at once? A massive alkaline desert packed with 70,000 carousers!

    For 29 years people have left the comfort of their homes to eek out and share the art of suffering together in one of the least hospitable places on earth. Bike Smut has been invited to go every year of its existence and finally, on our final year we are making it happen!



    we dont understand the evolution of tallbikes at Burning Man, but we are trying

    For the first time for the last time we give bikesexual satisfaction to Black Rock City
    Thursday September 3rd
    Tender Hecklers Porch camp
    9:15 and "A" Street

    It is possible that another group will step forward and demand a screening but because we show (gasp! Pornography!) all the people who would normally want to help us are terrified that the Nevada police will show up.

    BUT THE PRESENTATION OF BIKE SMUT IS NOT ALL WE ARE WORKING ON IN BRC!

    We are proud to be loaning our creative juices to a new art project encouraging more safe sex practices! Behold the Emerald Phallus!


    Give them money! Give them art! Give them your genitals to protect against the ravages of an uncaring planet! You can thank them and us later.


    Q: HOT CUNT! What is it good for?
    A: Melting Rubbers - Burning Men


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    Crafy Handmade Fetish Ware

    August 28, 2015, 7:37 pm
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    Last year we showed an amazing film (a couple actually) from Montreal. In Brazen Saddles, an all female bike gang tore around the city, going wherever their hearts desired. They lured and captured a bike cop and then the audience was oft heard to scream, "Fuck the Police!"










    In this amazing movie the gang all wore handmade bike tube and tire vests that looked stunning. Many people would ask about the vests after the show. Finally you can own your own piece of bikesexual fetish ware made by real Montreal bikesexuals, Oxyd Creations!





    Bike Smut is proud of the hand crafted wares made by our filmmakers and community. Its rare that such items can be made available to the general community. Below is the creator's description of her handmade bike tube harness.




    This adjustable, vegan strap-on harness is made with love for our beautiful queer community.







    I designed this harness after feeling frustrated with a lack of affordable, eco-friendly, and quality harnesses available on the market. The harness is lined with soft black felt, which overlaps onto the front so the edges are all soft as well. There is a cotton canvas between the felt and the bike tube exterior to make the harness more solid. And the exterior is made from recycled bike tubes, from Montreal's bicycle co-ops. The tubes are easy to clean, and the straps, which are bare tube against the skin, grip well to your curves while still being soft and comfortable. I thought I would need to line the adjustable straps with felt too, and was surprised to find that the tubes felt great against bare skin.








    The harness can be adjusted to fit any size - there are adjustment rings in the front and back. The straps are really long - you can cut them shorter when your harness arrives, or wear them tucked in, as pictured in the first photo. If you usually wear XS size pants, I will ask you for your exact measures, just in case I have to make the harness a little smaller.
    Your toy is held in place with a silver o-ring in front, which is easily removable with snaps. The harness comes with two sizes of rings - 3.9cm and 5.2cm (inner diameter).     





    The back of the harness is decorated with recycled bike chain and a gear - if you'd prefer not to have this detail, I can leave it out. It adds weight, but isn't sharp.

    And finally! This harness can be turned upside down and worn as a bad-ass underbust corset top, as shown in the last photo. What I'm really hoping for is that someone bolder than me will wear this on a night out, and then when that cute person you've been eyeing all night compliments your sexy top, you invite them home to show them what else it can do.





    Bike Smut advocating for commercial products? What will happen next? 

    EVERYONE HAS SWEET BIKE SEX, THATS WHAT!

     

     Oxyd Creations. Strap one one tonight!






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