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DC on The Porny Express
Finally! Its taken 100s of emails and more than a few brutal bike tube flogger whuppins but we finally got a show in DC!The nation's Capitol is going to be en fuego this Sunday!Bike Smut 7: The Porny...
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Richmond on the Porny Express
Back in the saddle!we are heading down and around the south! (technically I think we have been south of the Mason-Dixon line for a few days but this is more proper south.Its a lot of extra miles but...
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Filmmaker Focus #6 Power Up
Today, a special treat. The creators of of one of Bike Smut's most mind bending films share their thoughts about sex, cycling and politics in film. Usually we have a sort of interview process to get...
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Bike Smut: Rarely in Raleigh
We have had a few great adventures in the Carolinas but for sure there are challenges. It took an impressive effort to find a place willing to get a little freaky in the Capitol city of NC. But now we...
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Asheville on The Porny Express
Whats got mountin hippies salivating?A potluck and Asheville's only screening of The Porny Express!We have seen some pretty amazing foodstuffs at our shows before. Penis and vulva shaped pastries from...
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Tennessee on The Porny Express!
A couple years back we got to play Memphis for the first time. And what a time it was!Lanky, pasty-white, gimp-styled fetisishist being hauled around on a massive flatbed bike trailer sounds system...
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Back in the Saddle Tour
Did you know that Bike Smut is totally bi? With the self-crowned Bike Smut Queen, Miss Poppy Cox living in Europe Bike Smut is totally Bi-continental. She could not allow the people of Berlin to...
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Athens on The Porny Express
Hi Georgia! It seems only a week ago we were wondering what would happen... would this opportunity slip by or would our local bike fuckers down south take advantage of their only opportunity to witness...
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Filmmaker Focus #7 The Bitchy Tutorial
Hi again faithful and curious bikesexuals! Today we have a special treat for you. We continue the Filmmaker Focus series with our highly produced film series from Milan, Italy: The Bitchy Tutorial...
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Jacksonville on the Porny Express
POLO PORNO PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND!No amount of prior restraint by some crappy franchise printer will stop us! We have a great punk bar, great punk porn to share, and great punks to witness it!Friday Dec...
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Gainesville on The Porny Express
Perhaps you have heard us go on about the Florida's first ever submission to Bike Smut. Cypress Against Me is one of the most lighthearted and inspiring videos ever. It is an audience favorite but has...
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Go on a Bike Date! WIth any white girl you like!!
We have been slacking in our reporting of bikesexual industry. Here we are facing the end of the calendar season and we are just now getting around to covering our other, other mission. (ya know, after...
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New Orleans hops on The Porny Express
We are in New Orleans!The vast quantity and quality of art here astounds! Moreover every person we talk is excited for: THE PORNY EXPRESS!Sunday, December 22ndThe Mudlark1200 Port St, New Orleans, LA...
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Houston on the Porny Express
What a haul!braving multiple swamp, bridge, causeways and police interactions our team of fresh legged bike fucking fanatics made it to Houston!We thought we might get rained out of NOLA and...
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Galveston on The Porny Express
Its the end of the year as we know it and we feel DAMN fine!2013 was great to Bike Smut but before we are able to take account of the latest advances in the bikesexual industry we have one final show...
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San Antonio on The Porny Express
We had a good run of shows with our friends at Boneshakers in San Antonio. Since last year they have closed their doors and are moving on meaning we gotta move it too! No more shaking the bones, its...
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Austin on The Porny Express
Austin is the original "Keep _something_ weird" and sometimes is called the Portland of the South. It has been bucking the trends of conservative Texas for a long time. Now after years of struggle for...
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Dallas hops on The Porny Express
There is a city in Texas that more than any others conjurers images of Amerikana. Football players (doing drugs), cheerleaders (on drugs), and (drug filled) cherry pie.Okay, maybe El Paso is a bigger...
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Double dippin in NOLA
We are coming on the end of The Porny Express!It is strange how things end sometimes. After bike touring more than 3,000 miles across North America, riding and scheming from Minneapolis to Montreal to...
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Houston: The Porny Express' Final Delivary
SCREWSTON! Saturday, Feb 1Super Happy Fun Land 3801 Polk ave 8pm doors, 9pm show $5-10 Suggested Donation Adults Onlyfb event https://www.facebook.com/events/384391821707652/ Its the end of the tour as...
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